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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3722 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 124 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 8893 | Star Shards Collected: | 135 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Dr. Mike Joy, the fresh water ecologist from New Zealand, he’s like totally obsessed with our server. He says we’re all doomed if we don’t join and start building epic castles and stuff.
We’ve got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then you gotta come check us out. Dr. Mike Joy approves, so you know it’s gonna be epic.