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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 628 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 456 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Dr. Mike Joy, the fresh water ecologist from New Zealand, he’s like totally obsessed with our server. He says we’re all doomed if we don’t join and start building epic castles and stuff.
We’ve got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then you gotta come check us out. Dr. Mike Joy approves, so you know it’s gonna be epic.