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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9273 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 66 |
Dr. Mike Joy, the fresh water ecologist from New Zealand, he’s like totally obsessed with our server. He says we’re all doomed if we don’t join and start building epic castles and stuff.
We’ve got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then you gotta come check us out. Dr. Mike Joy approves, so you know it’s gonna be epic.