EatCraftin’Friends

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Are you tired of restaurants with no physical menus? Do you demand the satisfaction of holding a menu in your hands before you decide what to eat? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never have to deal with QR code menus again!

Just like the OP in this story, you can bravely stand up for your right to a physical menu and leave any establishment that dares to deny you one. Our server is a safe haven for menu traditionalists who refuse to succumb to the digital age.

Join us now and experience the freedom of choosing your meal without having to scan a QR code. Who needs technology when you have a good old-fashioned paper menu in your hands? Don’t be the asshole who settles for less, join our server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Towns Built:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5193

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6861	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	9077
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Star Shards Collected:	81
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Star Shards Collected:	119	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Emeralds Found:	2281	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	New Chunks Explored:	901061
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4438	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ores Mined:	5770	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	157	Runes Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.