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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
Falling into the Void: 1 Enchantments Applied: 162
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Ether Blades Crafted: 7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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