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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5630 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!
Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!
Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!