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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7925 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!
Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!
Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!