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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4650 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4744 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7778 |
But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!
Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!
Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!