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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5338 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!
Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!
Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!