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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 7862 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2495 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Dimension Hops: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
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plus, like, there’s no annoying politicians or global warming on our server. just u, ur friends, and endless possibilities. u can like, ride virtual unicorns and battle virtual dragons. it’s gonna be epic, bro.
so like, why waste ur time on a dying planet when u can join our minecraft server and like, save the world one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me.