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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4285 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
come join dis server, where we make the earth EVEN AGAIN! we got magical tools dat flatten da land with just one click! no more trippin over random bumps in da road, we gotchu covered!
we even got a secret potion dat turns all da dirt into smooth concrete, so you can slide around like a penguin on ice! who needs roads when you got smooth concrete everywhere, amirite?
and if dat ain’t enough, we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds! yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! just hop on a pig and soar through da sky, collecting all da bling you can carry.
so come on down to da server where we make da earth even and pigs fly with diamonds! you won’t find a crazier place to play Minecraft, guaranteed!
