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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 6575 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
come join dis server, where we make the earth EVEN AGAIN! we got magical tools dat flatten da land with just one click! no more trippin over random bumps in da road, we gotchu covered!
we even got a secret potion dat turns all da dirt into smooth concrete, so you can slide around like a penguin on ice! who needs roads when you got smooth concrete everywhere, amirite?
and if dat ain’t enough, we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds! yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! just hop on a pig and soar through da sky, collecting all da bling you can carry.
so come on down to da server where we make da earth even and pigs fly with diamonds! you won’t find a crazier place to play Minecraft, guaranteed!
