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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1740 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 231 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 807 |
come join dis server, where we make the earth EVEN AGAIN! we got magical tools dat flatten da land with just one click! no more trippin over random bumps in da road, we gotchu covered!
we even got a secret potion dat turns all da dirt into smooth concrete, so you can slide around like a penguin on ice! who needs roads when you got smooth concrete everywhere, amirite?
and if dat ain’t enough, we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds! yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! just hop on a pig and soar through da sky, collecting all da bling you can carry.
so come on down to da server where we make da earth even and pigs fly with diamonds! you won’t find a crazier place to play Minecraft, guaranteed!
