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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8841 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7047 |
Emeralds Found: | 5840 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re driving home after a night of partying and you come across a car with a passed out Asian dude inside. What do you do? Well, if you were on our server, you’d probably steal his keys, his bottle of liquor, and push his car across the street just for fun!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got bug languages, drunk driving teams, and hilarious mishaps that will keep you entertained for hours. Who needs a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly insane experience?
So come on over and join the chaos! Just remember, alcohol may be poison for bugs, but it’s pure entertainment for us on this server. See you there!