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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7219 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where bald eagles rule the skies and drop diamonds instead of feathers. these majestic birds are actually female and they will guide you to hidden treasure chests full of enchanted gear and golden apples.
we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually alien spies sent to protect our server from griefers and hackers. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they only want emeralds).
our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of obsidian that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s lit, fam.
join us now and become part of the most insane and wacky minecraft community on the interwebs. bald eagles, llamas, and disco balls await you. let’s get this bread, gamers.
