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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8877 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Animals Bred: | 181 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where bald eagles rule the skies and drop diamonds instead of feathers. these majestic birds are actually female and they will guide you to hidden treasure chests full of enchanted gear and golden apples.
we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually alien spies sent to protect our server from griefers and hackers. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they only want emeralds).
our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of obsidian that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s lit, fam.
join us now and become part of the most insane and wacky minecraft community on the interwebs. bald eagles, llamas, and disco balls await you. let’s get this bread, gamers.
