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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1729 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9781 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually alien spies sent to protect our server from griefers and hackers. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they only want emeralds).
our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of obsidian that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s lit, fam.
join us now and become part of the most insane and wacky minecraft community on the interwebs. bald eagles, llamas, and disco balls await you. let’s get this bread, gamers.