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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8803 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually alien spies sent to protect our server from griefers and hackers. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they only want emeralds).
our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of obsidian that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s lit, fam.
join us now and become part of the most insane and wacky minecraft community on the interwebs. bald eagles, llamas, and disco balls await you. let’s get this bread, gamers.