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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8152 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1627 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually alien spies sent to protect our server from griefers and hackers. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they only want emeralds).
our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of obsidian that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s lit, fam.
join us now and become part of the most insane and wacky minecraft community on the interwebs. bald eagles, llamas, and disco balls await you. let’s get this bread, gamers.