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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3124 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually alien spies sent to protect our server from griefers and hackers. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they only want emeralds).
our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of obsidian that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s lit, fam.
join us now and become part of the most insane and wacky minecraft community on the interwebs. bald eagles, llamas, and disco balls await you. let’s get this bread, gamers.