| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 1921 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1213 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6068 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 9641 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2959 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 9420 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3485 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3065 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 634 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7131 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 47 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8697 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 77726 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7406 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 437 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7916 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5738 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1190 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6181 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 6629 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2800 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6688 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7871 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7865 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4327 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8091 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9357 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5879 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 1195 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 83587 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7377 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 128 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2291 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
