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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4417 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Our server is so epic, even this insufferable faggot can’t resist joining in on the fun. From building giant statues of bacon to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity. Trust us, it’s totally worth it!