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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5786 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Our server is so epic, even this insufferable faggot can’t resist joining in on the fun. From building giant statues of bacon to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity. Trust us, it’s totally worth it!