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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8485 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4038 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
join us for the LOLs, the facepalms, and the general chaos that comes with a server full of overconfident noobs. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will fight you for their right to party. yeah, it’s that crazy.
so if you’re ready to experience the ultimate mix of hilarity and insanity, come join us on the server where the Dunning-Kruger effect is in full swing. just be prepared to question your own minecraft skills in the process.