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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 7970 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Enchantments Applied: | 194 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1077 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3102 |
Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing and crying tears of joy. Our characters are so great, they make Shakespeare look like a beginner playwright. And our world? It’s like a delicious meal for your eyes and soul.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case, sorry, no brains for you).