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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 6037 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6176 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing and crying tears of joy. Our characters are so great, they make Shakespeare look like a beginner playwright. And our world? It’s like a delicious meal for your eyes and soul.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case, sorry, no brains for you).