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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 283 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing and crying tears of joy. Our characters are so great, they make Shakespeare look like a beginner playwright. And our world? It’s like a delicious meal for your eyes and soul.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case, sorry, no brains for you).