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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4775 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 193 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
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