DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

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lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9237	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

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join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Emeralds Found:	855
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Animals Bred:	97	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xilonen herself would want to join in on the fun.

Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure in Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” where you’ll forge your own destiny and slay dragons with nothing but a peak patrol sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent – just like that one time Xilonen forged her name in the stars.

And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true hero of Mondstadt.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in a world where anything is possible – just like Xilonen’s Duty of Name Forging!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	133	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Magic Items Found:	5743	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crops Grown:	7441	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Sayonara, Old Sayings!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Neuro Club Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Animals Bred:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Farms Harvested:	523
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyConfessions

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Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9696	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Star Shards Collected:	136
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	152	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crops Grown:	4768
Chimeras Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7394
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crops Grown:	1488
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15