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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Buildings Constructed:	28
Love Letters Sent:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	6

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	5773
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Towns Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Emeralds Found:	9188	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	4399	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Dragon Eggs Found:	682	Mines Excavated:	2463

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Towns Built:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com