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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Potions Brewed:	193	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	200
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2874
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Animals Bred:	166
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Magic Items Found:	8020
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4799
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Players Killed by Monsters:	144	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mines Excavated:	3436
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1335
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
New Chunks Explored:	557278	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7158	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	231
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6802	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ores Mined:	9464
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Farms Harvested:	287
Falling into the Void:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org