DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Animals Bred:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

playmcm.net

MC Zone

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

MC Zone Minigames!

play.mczone.co

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

pvp.lihp.us

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Star Shards Collected:	56	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

craftworldpvp.no-ip.org

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

hope.pocketmc.net:25167

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	34
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	190846
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

waterfunnetwork.playmc.be

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	128	Farms Harvested:	565
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crops Grown:	2390	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crops Grown:	6748	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1588
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9321

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Farms Harvested:	663	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net