DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9641
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2398	Dragon Eggs Found:	2564
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5642
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	96972
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	499540
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5985	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mines Excavated:	4315
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	297	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Love Letters Sent:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mines Excavated:	1467
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	124
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magic Items Found:	7173

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.