DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2921	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3321	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3670
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7822	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9228	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2054	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6618	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3393	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mines Excavated:	3599
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.