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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4132 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as crazy as the creepers!
One time, someone tried to convince us that you could tame a zombie by giving it a diamond helmet and singing it lullabies. Needless to say, it did not end well for them.
But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We have players who build entire roller coasters out of TNT, villagers who breakdance for emeralds, and a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive dirt block with a face on it.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!
