DumbestChatEver Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as crazy as the creepers!

One time, someone tried to convince us that you could tame a zombie by giving it a diamond helmet and singing it lullabies. Needless to say, it did not end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We have players who build entire roller coasters out of TNT, villagers who breakdance for emeralds, and a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive dirt block with a face on it.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Litenetworkxultimate

Survival

Server IP: Play.LiteNetwork.fun:19132

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FSG – |GAG| Vanilla Server

Survival, Vanilla

Classic Vanilla Server. Opened 24/7; unless a maintenance is going on, you’re always free to connect and play.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	194	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VultexPvP

PvP

VultexPvP is a small but growing 1.9 Combat PvP server. We grew with 2000 unique members within the first month! We look forward to you joining 🙂

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mailand network

Box, PvP Survival

Server IP: play.mailandnetwork.xyz

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MekaPack

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival

This server is in early access but please join and have fun with friends! Enjoy Team, McMMO and more!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

creative mc

Creative

come join on plot server creative https://discord.gg/FvRgCp https://discord.gg/FvRgCp ha ha ha ha hah h hHA H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Annenniga.com

Multiplayer Survival

Server IP: 37.247.108.241

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Wicked Worlds

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Our current community is small but active, we are looking for long term players who like the survival aspects of the game. We are expanding into minigames as well. Currently, we only have Hide and Seek.

Our Discord is: [Discord](https://discord.gg/XvWcSE3)

Current rules: * Respect Staff and Players * No griefing * No cheating of any kind * Use common sense

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecactus

Skyblock

JOIN NAW OP SKYblock top is got champion rank! Minions custom pets cutoms generateur costom idk wht im say but his tell me the discripstion has to to be at least 100 characters long

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Smarverse.net

Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Get your first 1.20 multiplayer advanture!! (additional plugins will be added soon)

Thought yourself strong?!?On smarvers.net, you cannot buy strength with money. You must be strong to survive!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Honey Hollow

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Honey Hollow is a 100% rank free survival server with an economy focused around item trading. There are towns scattered around the world which all have themed trading hubs so players can trade NPCs for items, with more being built! We also have an ever-expanding player market, so players can build their own shops and sell items for currency. Our server is 100% free to play, because we believe everyone in our community should have access to the same commands, items, etc!

We focus largely on our community’s wants and needs, and include them as much as we can when adding new things to the server. Staff is quick and easy to get ahold of if players ever have any issues, and we typically are able to fix issues right away. Our community is small, typically seeing 6-7 players on at once every day, but we’re slowly growing! We have monthly events where our players can earn in game prizes, and we reset the end monthly so loot never runs out!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1261

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Thiefmc

Economy, Faction Survival, Factions, Farming, Silkspawners

ThiefMC is a 1.19 Semi-Competitive Factions server that introduces a competitive players to casual players where everyone has an equal chance at being Faction Top!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CactusCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Our server has a great community and we are looking for more active players to make it even better. We have survival and factions with lots of plugin to make the game more fun and to add more things to explore in a nearly zero lag environment. We would love to see you online!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1526	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BigGulp

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Multiplayer survival just for fun. We all kinda live far away from spawn Please no stealing, Greifing, lag machines or just bothering other people.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Nuclearmc

Arena Pvp, Balanced Economy, Discord, Economy, Events, Kit PvP, Kitbattle, No Lag, Pvpraiding

NuclearMC is a fun Crystal Based PVP shop-dupe server we are a recently released server and already have an active player-base of 10 – 30 players during our peak times. Our servers up time is very high meaning that you can enjoy the server whatever time of day or where-ever you are in the world. There is plenty of room to make new friends and improve your crystal skills in general. We are hosted in Coventry in the United Kingdom which is perfect if you are an EU player. We operate a non pay to win server as we believe it is immoral to do so. We are releasing a survival gamemode soon so if this looks like something you would like to be a part of then make sure to join using the ip: play.nuclearmc.xyz

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.