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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4178 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Are you tired of playing on servers filled with geniuses who outsmart you at every turn? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We cater to the intellectually challenged, so you’ll fit right in if you can’t spell “redstone” without a dictionary. Join us and revel in the glory of being the smartest player in the room (by default)!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to raise the IQ of the entire population by making everyone else dumber. So not only will you have a blast building ridiculous structures and pulling off epic pranks, but you’ll also be contributing to the greater good of society. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so noble?
So come on down to our server and leave your brain at the door. We promise you won’t miss it!
