DumbCraft SMP – Land of the Lost Americans

AMERICANS, analytical skills, attention span, brain function, cognitive decline, critical thinking, Dropping, DumbCraft, education, getting dumber, good thing, information processing, intelligence, IQ study, knowledge, Land, learning, Lost, mental health, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with geniuses who outsmart you at every turn? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We cater to the intellectually challenged, so you’ll fit right in if you can’t spell “redstone” without a dictionary. Join us and revel in the glory of being the smartest player in the room (by default)!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to raise the IQ of the entire population by making everyone else dumber. So not only will you have a blast building ridiculous structures and pulling off epic pranks, but you’ll also be contributing to the greater good of society. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so noble?

So come on down to our server and leave your brain at the door. We promise you won’t miss it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	177	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Farms Harvested:	606
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Alien Abductions:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8299	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Emeralds Found:	7780	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.