Are you tired of playing on servers filled with geniuses who outsmart you at every turn? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We cater to the intellectually challenged, so you’ll fit right in if you can’t spell “redstone” without a dictionary. Join us and revel in the glory of being the smartest player in the room (by default)!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to raise the IQ of the entire population by making everyone else dumber. So not only will you have a blast building ridiculous structures and pulling off epic pranks, but you’ll also be contributing to the greater good of society. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so noble?

So come on down to our server and leave your brain at the door. We promise you won’t miss it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
Magic Items Found: 8883 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SeaSide

    SeaSide

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Mines Excavated: 3088 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • HexArchon

    HexArchon

    Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Teacher

    Teacher

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • WHY

    WHY

    NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Zombie Dances: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Havzmar

    Havzmar

    Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Elemental Crystals Collected: 84
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 255510 Magic Items Found: 4655
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Sapphire SMP

    Sapphire SMP

    Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Dragons Tamed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 278928 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Ores Mined: 2587 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Villages Defended: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 136
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Potions Brewed: 60
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 904 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3288 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 50

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Star Shards Collected: 170

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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