DumbCraft SMP – Land of the Lost Americans

AMERICANS, analytical skills, attention span, brain function, cognitive decline, critical thinking, Dropping, DumbCraft, education, getting dumber, good thing, information processing, intelligence, IQ study, knowledge, Land, learning, Lost, mental health, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with geniuses who outsmart you at every turn? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We cater to the intellectually challenged, so you’ll fit right in if you can’t spell “redstone” without a dictionary. Join us and revel in the glory of being the smartest player in the room (by default)!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to raise the IQ of the entire population by making everyone else dumber. So not only will you have a blast building ridiculous structures and pulling off epic pranks, but you’ll also be contributing to the greater good of society. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so noble?

So come on down to our server and leave your brain at the door. We promise you won’t miss it!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Primal lands

Pixelmon Reforged

Server IP: 23.230.3.61:25506

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Rusty Toenail

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Rusty Toenail is an Anarchy Minecraft server, with no rules whatsoever. Do anything you want, grief anyone you want, we DON’T care!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SlimeLab

Economy, Survival

A Taiwanese Minecraft server that started with the “Slimefun 4” technology plug-in! We hope to bring players a wonderful and humanized gaming experience.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Nationmc earth

247, action, Active, Casino, Chestshop, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Fun, Towny

NationMC is a custom Earth world designed to create townswithin nations around the globe! Invite your friends tocollaborate in a real world location navigating around the world!

Server IP: NationMC.net

Features:» /Help & /Menu (all custom features)» Earth Map» Towns & Nations» Land Claiming» Free Voter Ranks» Custom Enchants» Guns» Drugs» Vehicles» Casino» Marketplace» Chest Shops» Player Warps» Stackable Spawners» Random Teleport» Fishing Tournaments» Daily Rewards» Seasons» Quests» Skills» Custom Heads» Player Tags» Anti-cheat» Friendly staff» Hosted on the US East Coast

Server IP: NationMC.net

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/5HzfpX2kcM

Map: http://NationMC.live

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

UltraicMC

Survival, Vanilla

A semi-vanilla survival server that aims to be feel vanilla whilst still changing the experience and making multiplayer convenient. Doesn’t have pay-to-win, and never will. Free speech without toxicity. Come play! play.ultraic.space

We officially support Bedrock cross-play (19132) & 1.17-1.20 clients, though 1.8-1.16.5 still work. We have a server modpack that offers up to 2.5x more fps! Instructions for installation are at https://performance.ultraic.space/ .

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Baked Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

Baked Prison is a Non-OP prison server made for the community of people who prefer the classic feel of Prison Servers!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Wizard survival

Are you ready for an adventure like no other? Look no further than Wizard Survival! Our Minecraft server offers a unique and engaging experience with features such as skills, land protection, economy, PvP, custom shops, a mine in spawn that regenerates ores, challenges, custom enchantments, custom crafting recipes, auctions and rewards. With room for up to 150 players and running on Minecraft version 1.19.2, there’s never a dull moment. Our rules are simple: no hacking and no griefing. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the magic of Wizard Survival!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	226302	Players Killed by Monsters:	7177

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamhell

KitPvP, Survival

Dreamhell | KitPVP | AnarchyPvp | Survival

Dreamhell Network is a Pvp based community this server is owned and managed by epell9

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SourceMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anti-cheat – 100% uptime – no resets EVER We are a PVP, yet friendly survival server. Join today and join our growing community! I need people to help expand the spawn town! Trrnit will give loans out for the supply costs! We will need staff help later down the road, once we have a consistent player base. Our goal is to build a prospering town full of friendly people like you!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Stealzero

Box, Life

Welcome to StealZero, the ultimate Lifesteal Box Server in the world of Minecraft!

Are you ready to experience a gaming adventure like never before? StealZero is here to take your Minecraft gameplay to the next level, introducing a revolutionary concept that will change the way you approach combat and survival.

In StealZero, lifesteal is the name of the game. Prepare to unleash your inner warrior as you enter a realm where every hit counts, and every blow can mean the difference between life and death. Engage in intense battles with other players, where your skill, strategy, and timing determine your fate.

As you explore our immersive Minecraft server, you’ll discover a meticulously crafted world filled with stunning landscapes, treacherous dungeons, and challenging arenas. Collaborate with friends or go solo as you embark

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ProjectsMisol MC

Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Projects Misol server. Survival world, PVP and economy. Welcome to the Projects Misol server. Survival world, PVP and economy. Welcome to the Projects Misol server. Survival world, PVP and economy.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RedditMC

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Welcome to the RedditMC Minecraft network! This network has many different modes including survival, anarchy, creative, and minigames! The main gameplay server is survival which includes a land claim plugin to allow you to protect areas and shops so that you can use the in-game economy.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Suntown farms

Balanced Economy, Economy, Land Claim, PvE, smp, Survival

Suntown Farms is another survival game but with its own customization and creativity. We strive to provide a healthy gameplay where everyone is treated equal and to grow larger slowly with the help of our community.

We are a fresh server but the available gamemode we provide is:

– Survival (Land Claiming).

All claims are grief-protected and server rules are heavily imposed to keep a safe and happy environment.

Things to know before you join the server:

We do not allow gamebreaking farms. We wanted everyone to work hard or to depend of their own luck to get to the top of the leaderboards!

The in-game prices will be heavily adjusted from time to time to keep the economy running, to make players go all out in earning money, and to make trading active!

IP: www.suntown.farm

Bedrock Port: 19132.

Website: Under progress.Wiki: Under progress.Store: Under progress.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Save The World Server

Anarchy, PvP, Towny

This is a semi anarchy Towny minecraft server. Hacking is allowed. The rules are no lag machines and try to keep the chat chill.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MactanPH

Economy, Parkour, Survival

MactanPH Network

We are a new MMORPG server consist of new variety of custom-items and along with custom enchantments, we ought to bring new excitement for everyone in the community.

Join now: mc.mactanph.net Forum: https://mactanph.net/ Store: https://mactanph.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/nqtuNmj

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mines Excavated:	1043

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!