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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1687 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Our server is so action-packed, you’ll feel like you’re constantly playing in the dark with no supervision, just like those kids in the street! And don’t worry, we have plenty of distractions to keep you entertained, just like this dad who can’t resist showing off his new car instead of watching his son.
So come join us for a chaotic and thrilling experience that will leave you questioning everything, just like this mom who can’t believe her husband’s excuses. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!