Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

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Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crops Grown:	7652

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6295	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	278

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Towns Built:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.