Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Votes:	8307
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8766
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5977
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Towns Built:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1323	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	1232	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

server1.miccraft.com

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

mc.neocrafters.es

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

mc.minemora.net

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	291	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Farms Harvested:	502
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

mc.impeerium-mc.eu

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

EmeraldPrisonMC.com

TacoLand

Skywars

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magic Items Found:	7064	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

mc.tacoland.es

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

play.journeygaming.com

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Animals Bred:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

mcdiamondfire.com