Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
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