Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
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But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!
