Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	113
Runes Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	2832
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	4816
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Towns Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.