Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	474	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Towns Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	436122	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	294	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Farms Harvested:	938	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.