Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Zombie Dances:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dimension Hops:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Animals Bred:	144
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Zombie Dances:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dimension Hops:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	New Chunks Explored:	319818
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	9345	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.