Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Void Gems Collected:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Animals Bred:	181
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchantments Applied:	72	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Buildings Constructed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	889450
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Potions Brewed:	158	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	7300	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Farms Harvested:	614	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	85
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Items Found:	3009
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
New Chunks Explored:	371019	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.