Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crops Grown:	1072	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crops Grown:	7912	New Chunks Explored:	102081
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	2363

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3333	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	243

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1802	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.